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Although Eteep was purportedly designed to be a pet, in practice it's more like a parasite. [[Synthogen]] intended for it to be a cute and cuddly companion that would also hold cross-demographic appeal for hobbyist Kreature Tamers, but in their rush to get it on the market it came with a litany of design flaws. It's noisy, smelly, eats a lot, shits a lot, humps legs, shreds furniture, chews on cables, sheds all over the place, and on top of all that it's even a fire hazard. It's also extraordinarily fecund and all it took were a handful of dissatisfied customers releasing their pet Eteeps into the wild for them to establish feral populations and become pests. Fortunately, feral Eteeps have no shortage of predators. It was a huge PR disaster but Synthogen did manage to find a use for their excess stock and recoup their financial losses; [[Teepstop]] is now one of Dimentiara's most lucrative fast food franchises. | |||
[[Category: Ametabolic Kreatures]] | [[Category: Ametabolic Kreatures]] | ||
[[Category: Domestic Kreatures]] | [[Category: Domestic Kreatures]] | ||
[[Category: Utility Kreatures]] | |||
[[Category: Rank D- Kreatures]] | [[Category: Rank D- Kreatures]] | ||
Latest revision as of 10:05, 22 February 2025
| Eteep | |
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| Pronunciation | "Eh-TEEP" |
| Type | Domestic Kreature, Utility Kreature |
| Rank | D- |
| Availability | Common |
| Height | 27cm (11") |
| Length | 48cm (1'7") |
| Weight | 1.36kg (3lbs) |
| Powers | Short range pyrokinesis, scent tracking, burrowing |
| Diet | Omnivore |
| Biome | Urban, temperate forest, subterranean |
Although Eteep was purportedly designed to be a pet, in practice it's more like a parasite. Synthogen intended for it to be a cute and cuddly companion that would also hold cross-demographic appeal for hobbyist Kreature Tamers, but in their rush to get it on the market it came with a litany of design flaws. It's noisy, smelly, eats a lot, shits a lot, humps legs, shreds furniture, chews on cables, sheds all over the place, and on top of all that it's even a fire hazard. It's also extraordinarily fecund and all it took were a handful of dissatisfied customers releasing their pet Eteeps into the wild for them to establish feral populations and become pests. Fortunately, feral Eteeps have no shortage of predators. It was a huge PR disaster but Synthogen did manage to find a use for their excess stock and recoup their financial losses; Teepstop is now one of Dimentiara's most lucrative fast food franchises.